Santa Banta Tang Siddhiyon Men Ek Dusare Ke Samne Ad Gae Banta: Main Murkh Ke Liye Rasta Nahin Chhodta Santa (Pichhe Hatkar): Lekin Main Chhod Deta Hu!
Banta: Tum Akhbaar Padhte Samay Apni Naak Par Rumaal Kyon Rakhe Hue The? Santa: Main Basi Khabar Padh Raha Tha
Bhikhari Santa Se: Kuchh Khane Ko Do Baba Santa: Tamatar Khao Bhikhari: Roti Do Baba Santa: Tamatar Khao Bhikhari: Chalo Tamatar Hi Khila Do Tabhi Santa Ki Patni Jito Boli: Inki Jibh Par Chhala Hua Hai Yah Kah Rahe Hain Kamakar Khao
Banta: Yaar Main Do Baar Tere Restorent Men Aaya Par Donon Bar Tala Laga Hua Tha Santa: Tu Lanch Time Men Aaya Hoga Us Samay Ham Khana Khane Ghar Chale Jaate Hain!
Santa Doctor Se: Meri Patni Ki Yaddasht Nihayat Vahiyat Hai Doctor: Har Baat Bhul Jaati Hai Kya? Santa: Nahin Ji Har Baat Yaad Rakhti Hai
Jito Santa Se: Ek Kaam Karoge Ji Mera Pappu Ko Aaj Chidiya Ghar Le Jaoge Santa Gusse Men Tha Aur Bola: Mujhe Kya Garaj Padi Hai? Chidiya Ghar Wale Agar Use Chahte Hain To Ve Khud Aayen Aur Use Le Jaayen